Sick of folks not noticing your beloved knife unless you threaten them with it? Gone are your days of inducing distress for attention! Dress it up with these quality Titanium scales in our signature anodized designs! Gotta look sharp to feel sharp, am I right? Say goodbye to hearing "Why you pointing that at me?" and hello to "Why you pointing that BEAUTY at me?"
 
We're just joking and do not condone any form of violence. From now on, we'll keep your knife's name out our f****** mouths, please do not slap.